How've you been?

Dearest fans, oglers and devout readers...
I'm back with a degree and a fistful of dreams and I have two dimes to rub together, and another two bucks for bus fare, and that's about it.
The ranting, the insults, the self-deprecating humour that veils my self-aggrandizing method of communicating in cyberspace is back. It's all back.
I'm supposed to start interning for Vice and the senior editor has asked me to "send me some blog posts."
I swallowed hard and decided that I must resuscitate this blog of brilliance and get this starving-freelance-writer ball rolling.
More to come, and soon, je vous promets.