When I grow up I wanna be...

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Surprise, surprise

Y'all wish you were skinnier.
Hit the stairmaster; stop facebooking.


Medical notes mean you don't have to write exams or hand in term papers!




0 (0%)
Prescribed meds = getting craaazy stoned and lucid dreams ALL DAY LONG
2 (20%)
I'll finally be able to fit into those jeans that (pre-mono) I've been too fat for
5 (50%)
Pity presents from Mom & Dad
3 (30%)

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