Apparently, younger people suck because...

They are so obnoxious 3 (25%) They are so obnoxious, which reminds me of myself circa 2006. This is personally humiliating. 7 (58%) I am mature for my age 1 (8%) I wish I was still in high school 1 (8%) Finally, an honest response from my loyal readers. Allow me to take this opportunity to say thank you, and to request that with this general acceptance of your embarrassingly obnoxious past that you fuck off with your holier-than-thou pretension that you call 'experience.' For every younger person in this world who doesn't give a shit about you or your cocktail party banter, there are at least three people older than you who think you are a douche bag. Thanks for voting!