I like to be pitied | 3 (25%) |
Crying in private is gay | 2 (16%) |
My life is like a movie | 6 (50%) |
I have never cried in public, and I am lying | 1 (8%) |
Esteemed readers, I am pleased to announce that the crying in public survey polled an all-time high of twelve votes! Ilovestagemoms is on the rise in the blogosphere!
Now, allow me to slap six of you across the face to tell you that you do not transcend reality, nor do you have a camera crew following you around with Coldplay blasting as the original score to this self-indulgent crying that is "like a movie."
Your life ain't like a movie. You want pity. Liars.
Don't forget to vote on my next poll!
